Due to the high mortality rates, the famous Kanoobang™ burger chain has decided to change their marketing slogan to "A burger worth dying for" a spokesperson said today. This has come just three weeks after the media furor over the leaked revelation that Kanoobang™ burgers were made entirely with fossil beef, strip-mined from ancient bovine deposits in environmentally sensitive Wyoming and Oregon watersheds.
Environmentalists are still picketing Kanoobang locations in many states. The FDA and EPA have taken no stance as of yet.
Kanoobang™ sales have soared.
More on this as the story unfolds.
